Least eligible bachelor

Are you thinking what place is this? It's Rentachintala village in Palanadu District beside Macherla. To tell you about our village, this is our village bus stop. But that's not so famous. Here did you see that? This is the lake of our village. To tell you about this... Err... this isn't that famous as well. But, this is our village's ground. To tell you about this... Frankly saying this isn't that famous as well. But, here did you see? The person coming on a tractor, is Mr. Srinivas Rao. He is famous among the whole village, because... You could have seen a father who struggle to get his daughter married. But for the first time he is the one who is struggling to get his son married. That is why he is famous in our village. Excuse me, Mr. Srinivas Rao. - What's up Subba Rao...? - What? You are completely wearing Khadi outfit, huh? By any chance are you going to contest in elections? Why do we need politics, sir? I am coming from the field, Subba Rao, Is it? By the way... When is your son's marriage? He has started again, idiot! Hey, I didn't see you from two days where did you go? - I went to my in-law's house, sir. - Oh... By the way, Mr. Srinivas Rao, what's your son's age? Looks like this idiot isn't gonna leave me. You could have stayed couple of days at your in-law's house, right? - I have field works to be done. - Damn, works are always there... You should stay couple of days at in-law's house when you go. Ever since you came to the village, all sorts of idiots will be asking all sorts of questions. Yeah, as if you are a bigshot and your son is a handsome fellow. "Oh, blast them! These folks are really getting on my nerves. I should just put an end to their troubles and be done with it, that's all." - Greetings, sir. - What's up Muttaiah? - You owe me 10 thousand, did you forget? - Sir... I will give them in a week, sir. - Fine, return them when possible. - Alright, sir. Sir, when is your son's marriage? When are you going to feed us wedding feast? - I told to return money in a week, right? - Sir... If you don't return my 10 thousand by tomorrow evening, I will not spare you rascal! Every idiot wants to know about my son's marriage. Get lost or else I will kill you, rascal! I must run my tractor over these rascals. Damn! The crops are not growing well in the village. Due to bad roads some people died. Thieves robbed Venkat Rao's house and took everything. What happened to him? Why is he so angry?" There are many topics to discuss... As if there are no other topics to talk every other idiot talks about my son. - Damn it! - Why are you so angry? You stay at home, what you would know. If you had come with me you would had got angry. Why are you yelling without telling what happened? Now I have 5 acres of land, right? I have two rice mills, right? - Yeah. - Without owing a single penny to anyone, am I living like a boss, isn't it? Huh? There is no one who can question me, nor challenge me. - No ones there. - Such that, today... Every idiot who saw me, was questioning me when is your son's marriage? They are questioning me when is your son's marriage...? Useless fellows, rascals! Damn! I felt like my head was getting chopped! No, I must immediately, get this idiot married and roam confidently, that's it. - That's it. - Where is he? He is staying at home since two days. He is worrying that he didn't got married. Is it? Won't I feel sad? How much I am suffering as a father... In such time we need to support him and encourage him. - Yeah, let's go. - Come. Son... Son. [comedy skit running on mobile] [laughing] He is feeling so sad, right? I have never seen him feeling so sad, dear. Seeing his sorrow, I feel like crying. Didn't you get? Are you done or there is anything left to get his attention? - Huh? - It's done. Pity... Hey! My son, your dad is here. Dad is here, your dad... Dad, when did you come? I came, when you were watching that and laughing rolling over the bed. I didn't see you, dad. To let you know that I have come... This mad woman used so many techniques. She never showed such a talent till now since the time I got married. - Have you done such thing for me, mom? - Hmm. What happened now, dad? Asking me what happened? I will say... Hey, you go to kitchen. Hey, rather than sitting at home can't you roam around the village? How many girls are their in this village? You could love someone, right? Would I say no if you bring any girl? If you roam around the village, you could find someone suitable to you, right? How many colleges, bus stops and girls are their in our village? Dad that is, you aren't understanding what I am trying to say... Hey, shouldn't I say such things to you as a father? People who have everything aren't getting any girl. And you... Think about it. Hey, idiot! If you think like this it won't be done, you come with me. Get up! - Where to? Where to dad? - I will say, you come first. Come on, rascal! Why did you bring me here, dad? Are you going to village? The bus has departed. Can you see three girls over there? Who did you like more among them? Are you really my father? This is an effort I am making for not losing my respect as a father. Shut up and say! That maroon color dressed girl looks good, dad. Which girl doesn't look good? That yellow dressed girl looks average. Average? Go and make a move on the girl. Go! Fine. Sir, sir... What are you doing here, sir? You gave me 50 thousand for my daughter's married, take them back, sir. Oh God, my father is acting very well, if we don't do I will lose my self-respect. What 50 thousand? I gave you 70 thousand, I will kick you, even if a penny is missing. Son, act but don't do it overly, else we will both get in trouble. Alright. He is my boss... He helped many girls for their marriages. Whoever is going to marry him, she is very lucky. If you marry him, you will be lucky. If she marry's him she will be lucky. What if we don't? She will be the lucky one. Dear, will you marry him? - Yeah. - Why would I marry him? Still, look at his belly fat. Don't try to hide it, it won't no matter what you do. I will manage somehow. Leave it. That belly is... How many struggles we face, whatever we do, we do it to fill our stomach, right? But sir had done it to an extreme, that's it. Yeah. Dear, at least you... Look at his walk how bad it is ... His walk, his walk is... That is... Cars, he always keeps roaming in cars. - Tell them airplane too... - Huh! - You bloody... - Fine say helicopter... Err... - Bloody... - Tell them, come on... Roaming like that... He forgot how to walk. Dear, at least you... This belly and walk isn't a big deal for me but... He looks like an elderly person. Say it, you say it. Will you say it or not. I am not deaf I can listen. Tell her... How many things I can handle, how many ideas would I get, even I am a human. - Fine, tell her... - Dear... Why won't he get, he has a big family? They are people of stature and authority, so that is why they look big. You should be the one to show a bit of a big heart and marry him, dear. I don't have such a big heart, sir. A little, up and down... Not at all. - Even she didn't like you. - I heard it. It's not that, dear... Think a little, about this... Fine ask her. Has she thought me I am a beggar or what? Sir, sir at least you... You? - Sir... daily non-veg at home. - Look there. Oh God! Five acres of land and two rice mills. Damn! These are going unnecessarily. You bloody, how will I get him get married? Damn it! No girl is accepting. Everyone rejected you. - You all came for an inter-ways - Yes, madam. Do you think Software is a crazy job? It isn't an easy job. They won't give you jobs seeing you came here from your village. You must work hard, sweat, you must have dedication... You must fight all alone. Above everything you must know English very well. M. R. Karthik. It's not M. R. Karthik, it's mister Karthik. I have just tested and you got passed. You must crack your interview. Did you see she is trying so hard to tell us that she knows English. Her name is Anusha. She is an village girl. She got job by lending a lakh and got a job backdoor. It's been two years now. The debt is not yet settled. Now you understand about the girl. Her name is Madhu... She is the team leader in Vayana Solutions. She is very strict about the work. Her goal is going to America and she stays in Nagole. Hi, Madhu... - Hi, Anusha. Good morning. - Good morning. How many peoples have come to interview today? Many people came. Even in my bridal seeing if so many people comes, it would be good. Why would they come to your marriage alliance? Anyways, one by one ask everyone to come inside. Fine. - Where's your BD? - Beedi's in these days, madam? We got updated, now we are smoking cigarettes. If needed come let's have it together. Next... - What's your name? - Suryudu Madam. - Suryudu? - Yes, Madam. Very famous name in the film Chatrapathi. Suryudu, it's getting late for the bus, man... Where are you? That is madam. Hmm, next. Madhu! he is from my village, Please ask him easy questions. - Anusha? - Please! Thanks, Thanks! Fine. Define integer. Hmmm? Hey, I don't know that, how would he say? Please ask him an easy question... For my sake. Anusha! What is a structure? Don't you know even this? - Ask him more simple questions please. - Anusha... What is an array? Idiot, how did you come here without learning anything? How much should I cover, get out! You were right Madhu. Next... Next... Next. Next! - Next... - What next? Everyone are finished, come let's have a coffee. What is Naidu going to say now? He is Naidu, manager of this company. He rules the whole office with his eye sight. He fire's everyone if he gets angry. If Naidu gets anger, the whole office gets shaken up. This is expectation. Shall we come to reality? None will care about him in the office. He feels that even a fraction of the respect usually accorded to an office boy is enough for him. No person is there in this office who wouldn't scold him, you will scold me if I say much, so I am leaving. Nice. Even in such a bad situation, his eyes fall on a girl. She is Sunita. She is our maid. She is maid and he is mad. You watch it. What happened, why everyone came here? Naidu, there are three people in our project. There are four people in other projects... Please select anyone soon, work pressure is becoming more. Hey! How would Naidu understand if you say like that? He understands easily if we give him an example. Watch now... Naidu, how would three people have four people's biryani? They eat fully. Huh? How do I explain Madhu to this Naidu? I mean, Madhu is on that, she is doing recruitment, right? Where, she is rejecting everyone who has come to the interview. Yes, maybe they don't know the work what can she do? What's in work Naidu, you don't know neither we do. - What? - I mean, we know it... Shall I give any other example? I don't need any other example, man. I told Madhu to select anyone already. Don't keep this meeting again. I beg you please leave! Hey! You don't come to me with that hair style. You look very dangerous. Is he showing his hair because he is having or is it because I don't have it? Fine, leave now. I have so much work to do. - Huh? - Work? Work? I mean I must use my mobile so... Oh, I thought it is about the project, Naidu. Oh no! [indistinct voice] [humming song] Huh! If every thing went well I would have become his father. Hey... Hey! Come here, sit down. Which school are you studying in? - I am Karthik, studying in 1st class. - Oh Government school? He haven't said anything, right? Couldn't you understand by listening to his English. Hey, are you trying to spoil my son? Give me a chance I will spoil you as well. If you talk rubbish, I will cut it and put chilli powder. Along with that sprinkle some salt and squeeze lemon. - I mean the juice, I am just flirting. - Hey! Rascal, what do you need with my son! - You come here, Karthik. - I am coming. - Hmm... - Bye, uncle. Not uncle, call me dad. Small emotion... - Karthik... - Hmm? Please take care of your mom. Fine. - Small caring. - Yeah, small things. Are you done or there are still some pending? Small things only because I didn't get chance... but the thoughts are very big. Fine, you play. Let's skip it, dude. Why are you feeling so sad? It's about my marriage. My dad feels like dying because I am not getting married. Yeah, I got an idea. - What's that? - There is Kaveri in the opposite house. Everyone went to the field. Kaveri is alone at home. Lock the door after sneaking inside the house. Kaveri will shout seeing you. I will call everyone from village saying 'thief, thief'. Then you keep your shirt in your hands and... 'Oh no! Everyone saw us' say this and run away. What else evening they will keep meeting and next morning your marriage. - What if Kaveri doesn't shout? - Hey, shut up! Would any girl keep silent seeing you? Other than a blind or mute. Still I don't like to spoiling a girls reputation for my marriage. It will be spoiled even if she marry's you, right? - Hey! - I am talking about the girl. If not... Now, if you want girl to look at us, or get ready to marry us, they will see only one thing. Not that, they will think is he working or not. Still girls won't see if he is short, tall, slim or fat... Listen to me and go to Hyderabad and find a job. I will see why any girl wouldn't fall for you. Do you say so? I promise on karthik even if he is not my son. Still, there was Suhas in our village, right? He just didn't started working going to Hyderabad, he opened a company going to America. I saw his profile recently. His profile is full of selfie with girls. I felt so angry. Still you are catching fishes in mud, you must catch them in a lake. - Where is the lake? - In Hyderabad. - Will there be fishes? - There will be fishes. - Do you think so? - Yeah! Come, let's have tea. He is Gopi, he is another team leader. How frustrating it will be if you are in the traffic of Hi-tech City, during the rainy season. How frustrating it will be if you don't get a deal doesn't work out, in Erragadda Sunday Market. How frustrating it will be if your wife says she will go to her parents' home, but returns back from bus stand. He will be frustrated on seeing someone. Are you thinking, who is that one person? Anusha. She has started acting. Seems like you are not talking to the clients properly. They are complaining. Who is that idiot complaining? Idiot? - Did you mail the project to American's? - I did. Then why didn't you reply? I wanted the project to come to us. So I wrote I love you at the end. I also put two kiss symbols. You need an American? Why will I go to America if India's guys shows mercy? Do you have any respect for your job? Why didn't you come for the Zoom call? I am washing utensils at that time. How can I leave in between? And my hands were covered with foam. Are you a maid or a software worker? I will see how much you have worked on your project. Did you put the running project in the file? Yes, I did. What is the name of the file? Beautiful girl Anusha. Where is project 4? Angel Anusha. Bloody idiot... Last project? It is below that. You must have named something for that too like, "Pretty girl, dad's little prince". Sexy girl Anusha. Damn! It is okay if you don't do the project. But if you put such names again... Aren't the systems getting the virus because of this? I will come again. Put all the files in a folder. I already did. You could have told me that earlier. What is the name of the folder? Beautiful girl Anusha. Damn! Tamanna, Samantha, Bhagyashree, Borse. People like these also get scared to put such names. You are making me cry so much for making me a trainer. You will never find even that kind of a person in your life. This is my curse. Shut up. Sir, water. Sunita. Tell me sir. Did you change the water? No sir. It is the same water. Drink it once. It is fine sir. It is fine? I mean, I got cold, right... Oh, okay. Sunitha water. Honesty in every drop. Sir. What is this Sunitha? I brought pepper milk as you are having cold. Is it about me? Sir. Drink half of it and give it to me. Sir. Thanks. Okay sir. Nice. Is he mad? RENTACHINTALA BUS STOP Dear. Eat on time. Sleep early. Be careful in the city. - There will be bad people there... - Alright. Don't make them friends! Make them friends! What is this? Only they know. Where do girls stay? In which street... When does which girl go to the movies? When does which girl go to the shop? When does they go on casual walk? When does she go inside the house? Only my those idiots know about that. - If I had told about me to his father... - Karthik would have become my son. Hey, remember one thing. The number of girls in the city... Even the census officials don't know as much as those scoundrels do. - Uncle. - What are these words? You are a super uncle. You are a super uncle. If every son has a father like you, there won't be any kidnapping or eloping. If there is a chance. Please take me as your son. - Hey! - Okay man. Dear. Go safe and come back with a profit. Who needs profit? Come back with a lover. - What are you talking? - What do we lack? We have 5 acres of land and 2 rice mills. What else do we need? Bring her. Hands won't be enough for this uncle. - Directly I will bow to you. - Hey. Gen-z father... What is this? Hey Ramesh. It's okay if you don't adopt me as your son. At least hire me as a servant at home. - The servant will do the work. - Get lost! You have a lot of affection. Bye dear. Bye. - Bye. - Be careful. - Go and meet the girls. - Be careful son. I told you what to do. - Be careful. - I will call you everyday. Eat on time. Listen. He will get a job in Hyderabad this year. Next year, he will get married. After that if a grandson or granddaughter is born. What else do we want? I will play with them all my life. Everything will happen as you planned. You spoke well when he was leaving in the morning, right? What is it now? Sleep. Dear, do you think he will eat on time? He eats well. It's too early now. - Sleep. - Hmm. Whole house feels empty since he has gone. If he doesn't go far, ask him to come. Call him once. Are you done with your words? You are the one who asks him to go. And you are the one who asks him to come? Sleep, enough now. Dear. It's morning. Get up. I said, get up. Dear. I said, get up. Dear. Dear. Dear. Dear. I said, get up. Dear. Dear. I said, get up. Dear! He need to find a job in Hyderabad this year, and get married next year, Everything will happen as you hope. Sir? - Wake up! - Sir? Sir? We reached the location. - How much? - 250. Hello, dad? - Oh, you're alive? - Hey! What is it? I fell asleep and dreamed that you passed away. Ugh, I'll thrash you, idiot. I asked you to go to Hyderabad and find a girl. And yet you sit idle and have stupid dreams? I didn't send you there to keep sleeping, useless fellow. Okay dad, I'll call you later. Huh, and he flaunts his English. Useless idiot. Who's it this early? Coming, coming. Hey, hi dude! Come, come. What are you looking at? - Reached easily?. - You said you'd come to the station. I didn't have money. This is our room. That's the kitchen. That's the storeroom. This is the hall. - This is the hall? - Yes. This looks like a storeroom. We're making do. At least there's AC. I'll be comfortable. - It doesn't work. - Why? The front is there. Back isn't. - How so? - We're making do. Hey, you must be tired after the journey. Go, fresh up in the bathroom. - Oh, you have a bathroom too? - Yeah. There. Is that fresh at least or are you making- We're making do. No need then. I'm fresh enough. Hey, my friends are here. - Hi bro. - Hi, hi. Hi bro. What perfume is this? It smells great. It's the naphthalene balls spray. Naphthalene ball spray? Hey, how many times should I tell you... ...not to take stuff from the bathroom? I had an interview, so I took it. Here, have it. You're making a big deal out of this. You're making do. Hey! What's this? Even someone…