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Hello? Yeah, tell me, Sandhya. Huh? What is it? Sandhya, don't mumble with your mouth full while eating snacks. It really pisses me off! What? Where am I? Where else would a delivery boy be? I'm delivering an order. - Really? - Yes. Want me to come pick you up? Mr. Pedda made bus travel free for women. Can't you just take the bus here? What? The conductor isn't showing respect? Why would he? People with no real work invent useless chores and keep wandering around. Hold on, Sandhya... Hold on! Just stop. Forget all that. What's up with these Instagram reels, Sandhya? Dressed in skimpy clothes, jumping and prancing around... You call that dancing? Seriously, Sandhya, have you seen the comments from those cheap guys? One says, "Auntie's back is amazing," and another says, "Auntie's waist is insane!" Huh? Listen to me. Wait, wait! One guy even commented, "Auntie, your neighbor is so lucky!" I don't get it. I'm your husband! If anyone's lucky, it's me! Why him? And to top it off, you reply to him, "Thanks, bro!" If my friends see this, they'll think I'm a total loser. Ah, it's my fault for falling in love with you and marrying you. All right, that's enough of your drama. I've reached the location. I'll call you back. Hey, hold on! I said I'll call you back. How many times do I have to tell you? Come on your own if you can, otherwise just leave it. Don't I know what to do and when? Do you really need to lecture me? Just hang up! Sir, here is the pizza. Hey, boy. Praveen! - Yes, sir! - Come here. Coming, sir. Put one box in Sir's room and distribute the rest to everyone. - Okay, sir. - Give me one of them. Yeah. Sir. The bill... Here's 5,000 rupees. Keep the change. Sir, please give me a good rating on the app. How about I give you the third degree instead? Okay, sir. Want to go inside the lockup? How was that? Did I scare him? Have you ever eaten pizza before? - Really? - Yes. Oh, man. At first, it just tastes like dough. But as you keep eating, it gets really tasty. Understand? My nephew is the one who got me hooked on it. Kids these days are obsessed with these things. For every little thing, they demand pizza. Here, take a slice. Go on, eat it. Sir, there's one pizza box left. Listen, give it to him. Otherwise, our food won't digest properly. - Go give it to him. - Okay, sir. Hey. Hey, hero! Eat the pizza. We ordered it with your money anyway. You're already locked up. What are you hiding from? Hello! Sir, have you ever thought about your own name and thought, "Man, what a name! My parents gave me such an awesome name." Have you ever felt that way, sir? Just eat the food, man! Well, have you ever felt that way? Because I did. Whenever this girl used to call my name, "Anvesh, Anvesh," I would go crazy thinking, "Man, what a beautiful name I have." And it's because of that very madness... Look where I've ended up today. Well, if a love story works out... What do people call it? They call it a "sweet, epic romance." But if it fails? They call it an "immortal, tragic epic." Bro, my story isn't either of those. It's an epic that's just left hanging somewhere in the middle, stuck in limbo. If you want to know what my story is all about you'll have to go back in time a little bit. What's up, man? Why did you call me here so urgently? Bro, we've made it! Yeah, we've made it! Anvesh has cracked it! Anvesh is going to do something big! What, dude? Did the international project get approved? Hey, it's not a project. I've got a world-class idea! - Idea. - Idea! Hey. Wait. Stop it, man! - An idea? All you have is an idea? - Yes. It's not an actual project? Hey... - I'm leaving. - Yeah, I'm leaving too. What's wrong, guys? Seriously, what's this nonsense? We came rushing here thinking you landed some huge project worth big money. And now you're telling us it's just an idea? I have a meeting to get to. Let's go, man. I literally left the office right in the middle of the workday for this! - Guys, please stay. - We are not staying. Wouldn't you stay here no matter what I offered you? Not even if you gave us ten million rupees! Exactly! If I drink a beer in the afternoon, it hits differently, man. Next-level kick! But what about your job and office? Screw that useless office. No matter how hard I work, my boss won't pay me a penny more. By the way, what's this idea you came up with? - Tell me, man. - Tell me, man. Once you hear his idea, you'll be pinching your cheeks with excitement! - Tell me, man. - Hey? Hey, just tell me quickly! I'm dying to know! What is it? Come here, man. Romanchakam! Wow! What is it? Tell him! Romanchakam! A dating app! Swiping and all that. That's not going to work out, man. There are already a ton of dating apps on the market. You guys threw a party and built up all this hype for this idea? Six months' worth of my salary goes down the drain for this? Hey, you're giving off a lot of negative energy, man. Give me that beer. - Give it to me. - Hold on, man. Just shut up and sit down! Do you have any idea how much deep research he's doing? He's in full research mode right now! Just turn around and look at all those papers! Look at the writing and all those lines! He's figuring out how to connect girls with boys and boys with girls! Man, Anvesh, you look like a mix of Pichai and Nadella right now! What exactly did you research? Dogs, man. Girls always say, "Men are dogs, men are dogs." And insult us by comparing us to dogs, right? But when those same girls see an actual dog on the street they go, "Aw, how cute!" and cuddle it. Do you know why? Because dogs don't speak, man. But we do speak. They want dogs. They just don't want dogs that talk. Wow, man! What a psychological insight! How do you even do such deep research? Well, they say... A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. I'm going to dive into that ocean, swim against the waves, go down to the very depths, and pull out every single secret! You're going to dive and end up drowning, watch. If he sinks, we'll put a motor in the ocean, pump all the water out, and save him! Man, you have my full support. What a brain you have! Researching dogs... Next-level stuff! By this time next year, Young Entrepreneur Awards, Gaddar Awards, National Awards, Padma Shri, Padma Bhushan, Nobel Prize... They're all ours! Do you even know what they give the Nobel Prize for, you idiot? Yeah, they give it for ditching the office like you do! Hey, Anvesh! At this rate, they're worried we'll surpass Elon Musk! They might cry with jealousy! Just the other day at that Dhoti ceremony, right in front of all my relatives and my dad, Mr. Bhaskar Reddy completely humiliated me. He was showing off, bragging about how his sons have big jobs in America. I'm going to open a branch of Romanchakam app in America. Hire both of his sons and show them who I really am! Look at this guy giving grand challenges. Just shut up and drink your beer, man. Dude, it took us four years just to pass our basic M1 and M2 engineering exams! Hey, you respected negative people, - do me a favour. - What is it? - Get the hell out of here! - Hey! It's no use explaining anything to these corporate slaves, man. Just do one thing, bro. Tell them what our app's UPS is. It's not UPS, you idiot. It's USP! You uneducated fool. I know, man. Stop it. Hey, stop it, man. If you hear the core idea of our app, it's going to shake your world! - "Shake your world." - What is it then? With our app, no guy in this world should have to stay single! Wow! You're the biggest, most hopeless single guy of all. And you're going to cure everyone's single status? Yeah, sure. Keep talking your nonsense. You just don't understand his talent! As part of his research, he already managed to woo a girl from Chennai on a dating app. She actually swiped right on him! I don't believe you. Hey, you don't get it right now, man. Remember the name, boys. Romanchakam! Dude, she probably swiped right by accident. Why would she even reply? Oh, all girls on dating apps are fake profiles anyway! Seriously, hold on for a second. True, bro. It's all fake. Hi, hi, hi there. Hi. Hang on a second, man. Look at you begging for attention! Hello? Dude! I got a message! It's a voice note! You said it was a fake profile, right? Come here. How many times are you going to say hi to me? Well, no matter how many times I say hi, you don't reply, so... If you want me to reply, you have to answer my question. Why did you like my profile? If your answer isn't honest, I'll block you on the spot. What? Is she going to block me? Actually, in your profile, there's this one video. In an empty frame, there's a piece of waste paper just flying in the wind. For two whole minutes, nonstop. I found it so aesthetic. Right? Because my aesthetics are exactly like that too! To hell with your aesthetics! Her friends probably make fun of that video too. Terrible aesthetics. These two are perfect for each other. That video is horrible. How can ordinary friends even understand that level of aesthetics? They're all crazy. Exactly. You're right. Thank you. So... Why did you swipe right on my profile? I liked the prompt you wrote on your profile. "Paint a picture, burn down the building." By the way, what's your perception of that quote? P-Per... P-Per... If you really want to know my perception, you have to give me your phone number first. Hey, we aren't even friends yet. That's exactly why I'm asking for your number, to become friends! Friendship with me isn't that easy. You have to pass a lot of tests. You have no idea who Anvesh is. Give me any test you want! Okay then, tell me what your name is. That's not a big deal. You put an M in your profile. What kind of a name is M? That's the test. Find out my name. What does M even mean? Could it be Madhu? Manju? Something like that? I'm giving you 24 hours. Crack my name. If you don't, I'm going to block you. Block? Why do you keep threatening to block me every time? Do you have no other options? Look at you! Can you at least give me a clue? Who is the first Indian woman to travel abroad? You have 24 hours. Okay? By the way, no one has ever cracked this till now. Bye. First woman from India to travel abroad? You only... Not me... Guys, guys, listen to me! - What? - My girl gave me a typical test. What? Already? Listen to this. Who was the first Indian woman to travel abroad? Dude. What's wrong with him? I know, man. - Sunita Williams! - Yes! Perfect! You idiot, she went to space. Space? No. Oh. Girls always say they want space, they want space. Does she want that much space? Guys, guys, I'm telling you. If you have even a shred of general knowledge tell me the answer to this question! We only have 24 hours left! I swear, whatever party you want, I'll throw it. However many beers you want, I'll buy them! Hey, give me my phone! Wait a minute. Hey, what was our Social Studies teacher's number back in school? Hey, our Social Studies teacher doesn't know the numbers. That's exactly why he became a Social Studies teacher. What is your name, dear maiden? How would I know that? Hey, what are you doing? What is your name, dear maiden? Oh, my... How would I know that? Hey! What are you doing? Hey! What are you doing up there? You wouldn't understand, Mom. Just go away. - Come down here! - What it could be? You just go inside first, Mom! Ugh, you and your crazy antics. Man, what kind of torture is this? 24 hours. Hey! What are you doing up here since morning? Pacing around like a madman? You wouldn't understand, Mom. I have a startup idea, and I'm trying to crack a problem for it. That's why I'm so restless. Well, tell me what it is. Maybe I can help. How would you know, Mom? It's software, coding. It's a completely different thing. I might not know about all that. But I do know you. Ask me. I've got a bit of brains too, you know. Then, tell me. Who was the first Indian woman to travel abroad? Do you know? I think it was Goddess Sita. Well, Ravana abducted her and took her all the way to Sri Lanka, right? It must be her. Mom! You're a genius! With a brain like yours, how did you ever end up marrying Dad? You can think whatever you want, Mom, but dad is the real legend here. Hi, Dad. Oh, God! That was a close call. I would've been done for if dad had caught me! Say hi to Mr. Genius! I cracked your name, did you know that? Hi, Anvesh! Hi! Do something actually productive with your life. You idiot! Oh, really? What's my name, then? Tell me. The first woman from India to travel abroad! Who else? Goddess Sita, right? Which means "M" stands for... Mythili! Great, Anvesh. How did you manage to crack my name? Come on, you didn't think I'd figure out something this simple? Do you know they call me Startup Anvesh around here? Okay, Mr. Startup Anvesh. You said you'd give me your personal number if you cracked it, right? Hey. Hi. Hi! So, does this mean we're friends now? No, you just cleared the first round. There are a lot more rounds to go. What is this, a Deloitte job interview or something? How many rounds are you going to put me through? Fine. If you can't do it, just tell me. Let's stop here. All right, throw as many rounds as you want at me. I'll spin through them like a top! You can spin it however you want. But if you fail this round, I'm blocking you. Why do you keep threatening to block me all the time, Mythili? Do you know all my internal organs shut down when you say that? Well... Did you think I was just some ordinary girl? Okay, fine, ask. Tell me a joke. But it has to make me laugh out loud. If it's a lame joke, I'm going to block you. You know the drill. Okay. Get ready. Yeah. So, early one morning in the Nallamala forest, an elephant was out jogging to lose weight. A tiny ant saw this and quickly ran behind a tree. Tell me why. Why? Because it was scared the elephant would step on it? Nope! Because the ant wanted to stick its leg out and trip the elephant! Didn't you like the joke? Oh, this world feels So brand new today Oh, in this world There are only the two of us Moments where clocks do not matter Endless joy with no boundaries All of this belongs only to us Conversations that never bring boredom Simple details with no complexity So incredibly sweet Like this, for the very first time It has begun Romanchakam Romanchakam Romanchakam So, what have you decided to do now? For now, I want to go on a solo trip. Well, we're going to Tirupati next week anyway, right? You can just make that your solo trip! Mom. A solo trip means self-discovery. Meaning? Meaning... Discovering who I really am. Finding out what I truly want in life. You're our daughter. And all you really want is three meals a day. That's it! Romanchakam Wherever I am, you are the memory At all times, yours is the imprint Without you, there is no focus Everywhere else feels like a mere act Can a story devoid of compassion Last forever? A dream that stays like this For all time Burning away in the snow Shivering in the middle of a fire Sinking and floating all at once It started like this Will it ever fade? Romanchakam Romanchakam My hands reach for you like a dream Wondering where you are Whispering love Telling me it wasn't just a dream Tell me one secret about myself that even I don't know. You know you're always thinking about me without even realizing it? You're just crazy, that's all. Hey, Chintu. She called me crazy, man! Crazy means mad, bro. You're a madman. No, you don't understand. Those are words of love. They just sound different. Sounds of love. It's better that I don't understand them. - Hello? - Hello? - Is this Anvesh's father? - Yes. Your son is three months behind on his payments! Tell him to pay up, or things will get ugly! So what? Who did you give the money to? Did you ask me before giving it to him? Ask the person you gave the money to. Why are you calling me and bothering me? But your son is the one who gave us your number! So what? Did I ask you to give him a loan? I won't give him a single penny. Why did you give him money? Ask him yourself! Don't call me for this nonsense again, or things will get ugly for you. - Hang up! - Hello! Hello, sir! Why the hell did you give him my number? He asked for my father's number, so I gave it to him. Just because he asked for it, you give it? If he asks for my dad's number, I have to give it. I can't give him Mom's number. That wouldn't look right. Can't you just handle this one little thing, dad? I'm running a startup company all by myself! What? That broker app? The one where you bring boys and girls together? Dad, this is called the service industry. Look at Swiggy, Zomato, Uber. What do they do? When two people have a need, these apps act as middlemen and fulfill those needs. Our app is the exact same. A boy and a girl will both have needs, and our app will be the middleman to fulfill them! Why do you waste your time on all this nonsense? Why can't you just get a proper job? And if you can't, we have five acres of land back home. Go farm! You just don't understand my passion or my madness, Dad! Even Sundar Pichai had this kind of madness. His father understood and encouraged him. And look where he is today. The CEO of Google! His madness and yours are completely different! His was the madness to achieve something. Yours is just the madness to show off. Do you understand the difference? Hey! Why are you calling my son mad? You're the mad one! Your whole family is mad! Have you forgotten what your younger brother's son did at our wedding? What am I talking about, and what are you talking about? Just shut up and go inside, you crazy woman! As if you ever let me speak in this house! I've been watching this ever since we got married. Hey! At least learn something from her. She got a job through campus recruitment in Bangalore. And now she's standing proudly on her own two feet! What, you think I'm standing on someone else's feet? Enough with the jokes, or I'll punch you in the mouth and knock your teeth out! Hey, go! Can't you people eat silently for once? - I'm not coming home anymore. - What's wrong? - I'll just stay at the office! - Son, eat your food. Are you happy now? Did you cool down? Is your stomach full? He was eating, and you scolded him and drove him out! Did you see how eagerly he sucked the meat off those mutton bones? I know exactly what he's doing now. You don't need to worry about him. Romanchakam Romanchakam Romanchakam Seriously, what's the relationship between the two of you? Honestly, I can't even figure it out. Is it a situationship? Delusionship? A flirtationship? Cushioning? What, ghosting? Benching? Slow fading? A wildcard? - It's more than all of that. - It's more than all of that. - It's romanchakam, meaning thrilling. - It's romanchakam, meaning thrilling. ROMANCHAKAM PREMA - HAASYAM - UTKANTHA Man, this is so good, right? Hey, next season I'll participate in the F1 World Championship. A bullock-cart race would suit you perfectly. Hey, give it here. Hey, I'm playing, right? Here is a good test for both of you. Tell us. If this is a test, I'll definitely fail. Let me know if the question paper gets leaked. Hey, it's my Chennai girl's birthday tomorrow. Oh, so is there no party then? It's not about the party. First, I need to surprise her. Give me an idea, guys. If you want an idea... The classic one. Write with blood. It feels deep. Don't give cringe ideas, man. No blood, please. She already does so many tests. If something goes wrong, it's unnecessary trouble. You idiot. Give me an out-of-the-box idea. If Anvesh is giving a surprise, how should it be? It should blow her mind. Give me something like that. Out of the box? Simple, don't wish her on her birthday. What bigger surprise is there? - Perfect, man. - That's a great idea. Don't wish her? Hold this. Crazy idea, man! You nailed it. It's that girl's birthday, so why is he kissing me? What's up, Mythu? Did he call? No. I can tell just by looking at your face. Waiting is a waste of time. I'm not waiting. Hey, he won't call, I know it. I don't believe…